I care. I care a lot. It’s kinda my thing. Leslie Knope (via pokec0re)

(Source: venturesister13, via nightskydreamer)

thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

(via teenscoolest)

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake
chalriepace:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

(Source: mxdgrl, via mind-over-fears)

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

(Source: worldpeaces, via bastille)

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(via goodvibes-bigthighs)

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(via zackisontumblr)

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via weareall-soldiers)

Describe me in one word anonymously.

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