You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you. Stephen King, “Joyland” (via modernmethadone)

(Source: fuckyeah-unclesteve, via vansandlesbians)

I need to be cuddled constantly idk


my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

(Source: plr2, via maybemoriarty)


last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

(via weareall-soldiers)

I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me. A.G. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

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why are you such a cutie pie 

skinpigeon said: Hey BUB, you're so incredibly sweet! I can't help but ask! I've noticed your name's in all caps. Is your name an acronym for something, and if so what's it stand for?


Hello it’s me BUB.

It’s an acronym for the name of my planet - Bub Ub Bub



the fact high school musical isnt on netflix angers me sort it out.

The son of the Netflix CEO goes to my school do u want me to tell him

I care. I care a lot. It’s kinda my thing. Leslie Knope (via pokec0re)

(Source: venturesister13, via nightskydreamer)


things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

(via teenscoolest)