when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every freakin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
*checks on people i hate to make sure theyre still infinitely less powerful than me*
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
tumblr should have an auto scroll option so I can eat with both hands as I look at my dashboard